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Tell Food Jokes while Cooking at Home!

Question

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?

Answer

Stop goblin your food

 

Question

What did the hungry computer eat?

Answer

Chips, one byte at a time.

 

Question

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

Answer

A box of quackers.

 

Question

What do cats call mice on skateboards?

Answer

“Meals on Wheels!”

 

Question

What starts with a “t” ends with a “t” and is filled with “t”?

Answer

A teapot.